键盘侠|这画面把我带回了 我呆立桌旁爸妈查看我功效的那天

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1月10日，湖人镇守主场护卫灰熊，前三节湖人一番掉队逼近30分。小节两边接踵换上替补，固然湖人替补奉献一波21-0将分差追至个位数，把灰熊主力打了回顾，但最后仍旧119-127不敌灰熊。当夜，詹姆斯坐在场边察看数据表，凑巧被身旁的威少看见。

本场竞赛两边数据

湖人（21-20）：詹姆斯35分9板7助、威少6分7板6助、蒙克7分5板3助3帽、s-约翰逊2分3板、布拉德利7分2断、安东尼7分、里夫斯16分、塔克13分、阿里扎3分5板、艾灵顿16分、霍华德7分4板。

灰熊（28-14）：贾伦-杰克逊21分12板6帽、贝恩23分4板3助3断、莫兰特16分5板7助、凯尔-安德森14分7板8助、威廉姆斯9分3助、康查尔12分4板、梅尔顿4分4板3助、蒂尔曼9分4板、克拉克14分、泰厄斯-琼斯5分3板6助。

[–]brave_sock4179 4296 points 4 hours ago2

looks like my dad seeing my report card

球迷：和我爸看我功效单时的格式第一毛纺织厂一律

[–]tommy_eide 1102 points 3 hours ago

next lakers game:

russell westbrook - dnp grounded

球迷：接下来湖人竞赛：拉塞尔-威斯布鲁克dnp没跑了

[–]lakersbig-shtick 401 points 2 hours ago

woj: "westbrook heard screaming from the locker room, 'you're not my real dad!' lebron reportedly asking fans for a belt and five minutes."

湖人球迷：著名记者：“威少听到换衣室传来呼啸声。‘你不是我的亲生爸爸！’据通讯，詹姆斯向球迷要了一根小抄儿以及五秒钟的嫡亲之乐功夫。”

[–]ciark 481 points 4 hours ago

“i had no expectations and i’m still somehow disappointed”

球迷：“我从来对你也没多大巴望，可你这是真有点坑啊”

[–]lakersskorua 93 points 2 hours ago

how do you fail p.e.

湖人球迷：“说说，你这体操课咋挂的？”

[–]heat302born 49 points 3 hours ago

lebron about to take away russ triple double privileges

热火球迷：詹姆斯赶快要收走威少的三双特权了

[–]lakerseverybodybuddy 71 points 2 hours ago

of lebron’s three children, which do you think he considers the biggest disappointment?

a) russ b) it c) kyrie

湖人球迷：詹姆斯三个儿童里，你感触谁让他最悲观？a.威少，b.小托马斯，c.欧文

[–]mavericksprsanddr 2138 points 4 hours ago

westbrook peepin' to see how many rebounds he needs to get for a triple double lmao

独行侠球迷：威少偷瞄一眼，是想看看还要抢几个篮板本领到达三双，嘿嘿

[–]netspedja13 607 points 4 hours ago

"damn i am 5 rebounds short,but if i dip into my turnover bag i can still get the triple double,just need 3 more."

篮网球迷：“淦，咋还差5个篮板！没事，把错误给算上，再错误3次，老子仍旧三双！”

[–]76ers6000chickenfajitas 155 points 3 hours ago

more turnovers -> more opposition possessions -> more chances for defensive rebounds

76人球迷：错误更多->对方抨击时机更多->抢防止篮板的时机更多

[–]ayending1 197 points 4 hours ago

give me my fucking rebounds, dwight, you are not even a top 75!

球迷：别tm抢我篮板，霍华德！你连75大球星都不是！

[–]ryankeen07 1405 points 5 hours ago

i'm getting bad flashbacks to the kitchen table as my parents were reviewing my grades

球迷：这画面带我回到了那一年的那一天，我呆立餐桌旁，等爸妈查看我的功效

[–]frusciantepepper 279 points 5 hours ago

those were the worst times of my life, my parents took me off the basketball team one year because i was a straight c student lol

球迷：那是我人生的至暗功夫。由于各科功效都是c，我爸妈让我退出排球队一年，嘿嘿

[–]knicksgreen__bananas 134 points 2 hours ago

no offense but they did the right thing

尼克斯球迷：偶尔触犯，可你爸妈做得没缺点

[–]ayending1 242 points 4 hours ago

"russ, you got two c- and four d+. i gonna ask.."

"next question, dad."

“小威，你有两科c-、四科d+，我想问……”

“下一个题目，爸爸！”

[–]ciark 38 points 4 hours ago

“tell your mom i’m going to the store for cigarettes”

球迷：“给你妈说，老子出去买包烟”

[–]mavericksclickelectronic 1396 points 4 hours ago

strong 2018 cavs vibes lately

独行侠球迷：如图，梦回2018年的骑士

[–]grizzliesnetflixandnikah 679 points 3 hours ago

i'm crying this picture perfectly encapsulates that hot mess of a cavs team right before the trade lmao

灰熊球迷：笑尿了，这张图完备表露了昔日骑士队买卖之前的蹩脚场合

[–][lal] kareem rushrah_rah_ru_rah 364 points 2 hours ago

bron really said fuck it i'm getting shooters and it worked. that post deadline offense was beautiful

湖人球迷：

詹姆斯说要有弓手，所以，就有了弓手。别说，买卖后骑士队的抨击还真不赖

[–]warriorsballs_of_adamanthium 1018 points 5 hours ago*

that beard scratching as russ gets up did it for me. quality editing.

勇士球迷：威少发迹、老詹挠胡须的画面戳到我了。给剪辑师加鸡腿。

[–]_beefytaco 328 points 3 hours ago

lets be honest, did anyone think russ to the lakers would work out?

球迷：u1s1，莫非真有人觉得威少符合湖人？

[–]bagright8939 968 points 5 hours ago

legm gearing up to make some decisions

球迷：总司理詹姆斯上线，行将做出少许确定

[–]netskwilly462 272 points 5 hours ago

he can decide all he wants, he's not getting rid of russ's contract

篮网球迷：别吹了，他想要其余大概都能确定，可想要处置掉威少的公约？门都没有啊

[–][lal] kobe bryantryanzee08 419 points 5 hours ago

i would just like to point out hes been traded twice while people have been screaming this.

湖人球迷：我想插一句，都说威少公约大、处置不掉，可他仍旧被买卖两次了

[–]netskwilly462 104 points 5 hours ago

but this is the worst he's ever played his entire career

篮网球迷：可此刻是他工作生存里打得最差的功夫

[–]lakersrawchess 129 points 4 hours ago

legm deciding to take his talents back to cleveland

湖人球迷：总司理詹姆斯确定将本人的天性带回克利夫兰

[–]phuqo5 78 points 3 hours ago

man the city of cleveland gonna have to buy this mans jersey for the third fuckin time? excellent grift.

球迷：克利夫兰球迷要第三次买这东西的球衣？我了个擦！赶快载入反诈重心app

[–][min] tyus jonesislandkid679 247 points 5 hours ago

"aight, who's going on the trading block?"

森林狼球迷：“好吧，要把谁买卖掉呢？”

[–]heat302born 75 points 3 hours ago

everyone.

热火球迷：一个不留

[–]downtowntopranking 158 points 6 hours ago

what westbrook is doing to that paper (in his mind).

球迷：威少（脑际中）是这么干的！

[–]tendy-hands 97 points 5 hours ago

is there a point at looking at the stats during the game? is he going to see who’s shooting better and be more likely to pass to them?

球迷：你说他会不会是想看一下这场竞赛谁投得更准，接下来想多运球给他？

[–]lakers9d_chess 356 points 5 hours ago

he's taking mental notes of who the fuck is getting shipped out next week

湖人球迷：他是想捋一下下个星期谁得炒鱿鱼走人？

[–]lakersstonecoldam 77 points 5 hours ago

russ: “did i do good lebron?…. lebron?”

legm (on the phone): “yeah, hi, this is lebron james… i was wondering if you were interested in a gently used russell westbrook….”

湖人球迷：威少：“我的数据咋样，老詹？……老詹？”总司理詹姆斯（挂电话中）：“对对对，我是勒布朗-詹姆斯……我即是想问一下，尔等对拉塞尔-威斯布鲁克有没有爱好？九成新，包邮……”

[–]netsnoobaccount123456 1009 points 7 hours ago*

found a 2011 tweet from draymond in college saying this lol

篮网球迷：找到一条追梦2011年上海大学课时发的推特，嘿嘿

（翻译：维斯布鲁克又要把雷霆给投死了） 

[–]thundertherecovery 215 points 6 hours ago

this is 11 years ago, jesus christ.

雷霆球迷：这然而11年前啊，我了个大擦

[–]76ersallinasecond 98 points 6 hours ago

and nothing changed!

76人球迷：任它白云苍狗，我自龟然不动

[–][bkn] kevin durantsukjustin4 33 points 4 hours ago

consistency is key - and also triple doubles

篮网球迷：要的即是自始自终——再有三双！

[–]raptorsmisterpizzaguy 251 points 8 hours ago

if it smells like shit wherever you go….

猛龙球迷：即使你尽管走到哪，都嗅到一股臭味……

[–]raptorsthanorth 157 points 7 hours ago

they say there's an asshole at every party. i haven't met him yet.

猛龙球迷：她们说每个派对上城市有一个搅屎棍。我咋从没见过。

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